Where Have All The Sharpees Gone?

[mlerules]

To the tune of either "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?" or "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" Just seems like some daze I can't move w/out stumbling over Sharpees at each turn, but when I need one (like NOW), they've all fled to the mysterious Sharpee burial ground in an obscure corner of my casa. Damg you all! I shall not be thwarted: there's ALWAYS one in the car. So there!