L'il Worrisomes & "The Perfect Gift"

[mlerules]

The 'puter won't accept any new software. So far it's rejected a downloadable iTunes update and attempts to load my new DigiCam's software from CD. Guess it's getting olde & crotchety. What's four-and-a-half (4.5) human years in 'puter years?

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Meant to include this tidbit from yesterday's SkyMall perusal (desperate for something/anything to read I skimmed it cover to cover on the plane) in this morn's meat posting, but here 'tis now for your enjoyment, edification, gift-giving/receiving pleasure: clickie-click on http://skymall.com/shopping/search.htm and search for Item # 40240051G

Comments

[hiddentass.livejournal.com]

984.5 years. Macs age slower than PCs due to the virgin blood in the CPU.

Yay, you're back in (reputedly) civilization!

-Tass

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

So are you saying it'll last a bit longer if'n I can sacrifice a virgin to it and smear some of the blood around/into the private bits? And where do you propose I find a virgin, anyway?! Hmm, there IS a high school just a few blocks away...

Civilization: HA!

[hiddentass.livejournal.com]

High school? Being out of the city has made you naive...