L'il Worrisomes & "The Perfect Gift"

[mlerules]

The 'puter won't accept any new software. So far it's rejected a downloadable iTunes update and attempts to load my new DigiCam's software from CD. Guess it's getting olde & crotchety. What's four-and-a-half (4.5) human years in 'puter years?

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Meant to include this tidbit from yesterday's SkyMall perusal (desperate for something/anything to read I skimmed it cover to cover on the plane) in this morn's meat posting, but here 'tis now for your enjoyment, edification, gift-giving/receiving pleasure: clickie-click on http://skymall.com/shopping/search.htm and search for Item # 40240051G

Comments

[hiddentass.livejournal.com]

984.5 years. Macs age slower than PCs due to the virgin blood in the CPU.

Yay, you're back in (reputedly) civilization!

-Tass

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

So are you saying it'll last a bit longer if'n I can sacrifice a virgin to it and smear some of the blood around/into the private bits? And where do you propose I find a virgin, anyway?! Hmm, there IS a high school just a few blocks away...

Civilization: HA!

[hiddentass.livejournal.com]

High school? Being out of the city has made you naive...

[hiddentass.livejournal.com]

$89, no choice of fonts, no punctuation and probably limited to 3 characters. Ugh.

I'm personally picturing a moveable type setup.

"Want the opening passage to "Exit to Eden" on your back? Or are you more of a "Portney's Complaint" burned over the oven kind of a person? For just $450 you can print as many lines of text as you like. (Note can print with fire, liquid nitrogen, paint, ink, and nettle juice)."

--Tass (back to work...)

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Didja happen to notice the example shown in the picture? (GWB)

[deviantgrrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm mildly horrified by the initials they chose: GWB
Argh!

Evan actually has one of these, and it broke when we tried to use it. On steak! We were trying to use it on steak!

Welcome home, and when are you free? I miss you!

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Yep, I noticed this right off as well. Dang for it breaking on steak of all silly things! Hope he got his money back! I'm back and in recovery mode. It'd be fun and swell to gets together soon though!

[hiddentass.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with GWB? It's being used to mark a source of bullshit...