Letter To Santa

[mlerules]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I put money in stacymckenna's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I punched sidhefire in the arm (-10 points). In June I broke batosai's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I put gum in executivegoth's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-26 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, mlerules

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[mlerules.livejournal.com]

So, I figured this was a one-time mistake and I wrote another letter. It's getting WORSE!

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[eain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'cause I'm old and crotchety.

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Further attempted letters to St Nick netted me -96 and -786 points. Guess I'm just naughty naughty naughty and getting nothing but moldy lumps of coal in my stocking. Pfft!

[stacymckenna.livejournal.com]

Not even any spankings?! Wow, how disappointing...

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Any book by Edward Eager or E. Nesbit.

I grew up w/these authors and actually started thinking 'bout the latter while watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe over the w'end (which I liked very much, BTW).