Closest Book Meme
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* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the next two to five sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
OK, here goes mine:
The Gallery of Regrettable Foods by James Lileks
"Sure, they're great, once you've loaded them with straight dope. But Dad, they're so one-dimensional Who wants a burger with only one side? Try this new treat: Two-faced hamburgers. But there's a dark side in the background. Mom is hoarding the Cokes again, hissing at her daughter: Stay back! Stay back from Mommy's mixer!"
thatcaptjim* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the next two to five sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
OK, here goes mine:
The Gallery of Regrettable Foods by James Lileks
"Sure, they're great, once you've loaded them with straight dope. But Dad, they're so one-dimensional Who wants a burger with only one side? Try this new treat: Two-faced hamburgers. But there's a dark side in the background. Mom is hoarding the Cokes again, hissing at her daughter: Stay back! Stay back from Mommy's mixer!"
