LJ Slut Stats Meme

[mlerules]

Your LJ Slut Stats!
Out of your 151 friends, percentages you have:
met		97.35%
hugged		92.05%
dated		5.29%
kissed		23.84%
seen shirtless		61.58%
seen naked		35.76%
had net sex		0%
made out with		9.27%
had oral sex		3.97%
fucked		2.64%
Get your LJ Slut Stats!

Comments

[redefining-self.livejournal.com]

I'm finding it pretty consistent amongst my friends list that no one has ever had 'net s*x'. Sadly, my percentages below 'seen shirtless' were consistently less than 10% and most were less than 7%.

I'm not a prude I swear.

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm really not sure what "have net sex" even MEANS, thus the low (nonexistent) score/percentage.

I know you're not a prude (your icon sorta proves that ;-) But it appears as if you haven't LJ-friended your lovers so much... ;-)

[delerium3.livejournal.com]

Your LJ Slut Stats!
Out of your 74 friends, percentages you have:
met		98.64%
hugged		87.83%
dated		8.1%
kissed		25.67%
seen shirtless		39.18%
seen naked		32.43%
had net sex		2.7%
made out with		17.56%
had oral sex		10.81%
fucked		12.16%
Get your LJ Slut Stats!

[delerium3.livejournal.com]

Seems odd to me that I've had sex with more people than I've dated. Perhaps I need to revise my opinion of what a "date" is.

[evilgerbil.livejournal.com]

I am paranoid that somehow, somewhere, someone will know who I have seen naked and had sex with.

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Well, I can think of one case in which you most definitely had sex but also did NOT date...but 'twasn't really YOUR definition of "to date" that was at issue...

[hiddentass.livejournal.com]

Damn Santa Claus.

[crboltz.livejournal.com]

Is it possible to have sex with someone and not seen them naked????????

I'm way to afraid to try this myself......... It would ruin my lovely innocent reputation.


(OK you can stop laughing at the innocent comment now)

[redefining-self.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, with one exception, all the people I've actually had s*x with (accursed work internet) are actually in my LJ friend list. And like Delerium3 below I've had s*x with more people than I've dated. o_0

There are some that, in retrospect, I should have taken up on offers both implicit and explicit but I was too inexperienced (yes, even within the past 4-5 years) or just plain too immature to enjoy the moment.

Now I'm just wondering what the block is (you've read a couple of those posts). It can't simply be that my standards are too high. I'm just weird.

[redefining-self.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is. My last girlfriend (though I did see her naked on occasion) preferred the dark and generally did not change or disrobe in front of me.

It was one of many indicators that suggested we were each better off with someone else.

Also, I imagine that by virtue of being on mlerules' FList we're all pretty much beyond innocent. =)

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Well, some folks'll lie 'bout it anyway so whatever's collected (if anything) ain't exactly reliable for any porpoises anyhow...

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

It is possible, just not nearly as much fun (IMHO).

Still laughing... ;-)

[tazladys.livejournal.com]

Did someone say "innocent"? -Giggling and gaging at once- :)

net sex

[magickalmom.livejournal.com]

Oh that's sex online, in a chat room, via IM or something along that lines.. similar to phone sex before computers! LOL!

I've only done it with a few of my FListers... but back in the day before the net when it was just BBS systems... oh goddess I was a dirty net monkey! LOL!

definitions

[magickalmom.livejournal.com]

Yeah I had to extend my definitions a bit... I mean do you put BDSM into the category with "made out" or "fucked"? Do you include licking whipped cream from someone's naked body as making out? What about minutes/hours of vampire biting... does that go with kissing or making out?

*snicker*

Heyyyyy

[magickalmom.livejournal.com]

Wanna improve some of our scores a bit more?

Re: Heyyyyy

[fae-raven.livejournal.com]

Yeah I was kinda thinkin' that same thing!

Re: Heyyyyy

[crboltz.livejournal.com]

In a college I actually did a few things almost solely to improve (or unimprove depending on your point of view) my purity test score.

Oh the shame of it....

Re: Heyyyyy

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Well, apparently we could start by adding a Flirt Heavily category and go from there... ;-P

Re: Heyyyyy

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll respond the same way then by suggesting we add a Flirt Heavily category and go from there... ;-P

Re: Heyyyyy

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Ohmigoodness...

So, did you do anything you wouldn't have otherwise done by NOW in your life (a while past graduation)?

[evilgerbil.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. he knows who you've been fucking when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

[dritikol.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm.

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

And what're your results?

[dritikol.livejournal.com]

My friends list is so short, I'd be giving away too much information, methinks. That's something to talk about over drinks instead.

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Ah, didn't think 'bout that. Do let's get together for drinks again before too long. Your place or mine?

[dritikol.livejournal.com]

Yes.