What Gives?
Oct. 16th, 2007 08:41 pmUsually I like the Free Will Astrology Horoscopes, but recently they've seemed way off-target. This week's's no exception to the recent rule of WTF'ness.
Virgo: "A study by the University of London's Institute of Psychiatry concluded that overindulgence in text messaging and emailing typically leads to a ten-point loss in IQ, whereas pot-smoking causes a decline of only four points. You probably won't have to worry about either of those dangers for a few weeks, though, since you're entering an astrological phase when your mind will be working more efficiently than usual. In fact, given how smart you'll just naturally be, you could actually afford to kill off some brain cells. Even if you toke up while texting, your IQ is likely to be above your normal level."
I feel decidedly off-kilter and low-brain-efficiency/IQ from exhaustion. Mebbe it'd be worse if'n the stars weren't aligning as they are?
Virgo: "A study by the University of London's Institute of Psychiatry concluded that overindulgence in text messaging and emailing typically leads to a ten-point loss in IQ, whereas pot-smoking causes a decline of only four points. You probably won't have to worry about either of those dangers for a few weeks, though, since you're entering an astrological phase when your mind will be working more efficiently than usual. In fact, given how smart you'll just naturally be, you could actually afford to kill off some brain cells. Even if you toke up while texting, your IQ is likely to be above your normal level."
I feel decidedly off-kilter and low-brain-efficiency/IQ from exhaustion. Mebbe it'd be worse if'n the stars weren't aligning as they are?
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