Too Late...Epidemic

[mlerules]

A new disease is sweeping the nation.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about
a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk
behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim
(pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed
for the past four years, in spite of having taken measures
to protect themselves from this especially troublesome
disease.

Symptoms of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to:
Antisocial personality disorder traits.
Delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor.
Chronic mangling of the English language.
Extreme cognitive dissonance.
Inability to incorporate new information.
Pronounced xenophobia.
Inability to accept responsibility for actions.
Exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced
bravado.
Uncontrolled facial smirking.
Ignorance of geography and history.
Tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies.
A strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing
behavior.

The disease is sweeping America, except for the coastal
and Great Lakes regions. Naturalists and epidemiologists
are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease
originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush.

Comments

[redefining-self.livejournal.com]

Very nearly fell outta my chair laughing!