HEE!

[mlerules]

Guess who just stopped by and knocked on my front door ready willing & able to talk to me about my personal r-ship w/Jesus Christ and enliven my day w/a copy of the Watchtower! Timing could scarcely be worse...although I really wish I'd been in the middle of really marvelous hot sex, 'cause that would've possibly been even better/worse. (Plus, it's always good to get to have wonderful love-making in any event!)

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[delerium3.livejournal.com]

I always tell them I'm Pagan. The look on their faces is fantastic.

[ebony-sphynx.livejournal.com]

Wow...that's fabulous! Hope to see you in a while. Love! (and anytime you feel like freaking out some christians with loud hot sex, please keep me in mind as a candidate.)

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[mlerules.livejournal.com]

You're on the top of that one...

[shutt3rg33k.livejournal.com]

I have had a daydream for many years now of opening the door to their knocks and loudly, hysterically accusing them of brainwashing, stealing my mother and ruining my family.

Maybe it's because it's true, and therefore drama of the bad kind, that I've never actually followed through. They have also been lucky enough not to catch me at home.

There must be something in the air...

[geoffcain.livejournal.com]

It must be wacky christian cult recruiting week. I had two really cute Mormon girls come to the door. I told them we were a buddhist household which usually stops them in their tracks. What I really wanted to say was something like "You two are so cute, I just want to head to Utah and marry the both of you!" They were of both of child-bearing age with good teeth.

Re: There must be something in the air...

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Oh, but if'n only you HAD told 'em that! 'Cept then what if'n they took you up on it? For all I know Breach of Promise is still actionable up yonder...

Hope all's well w/you. I'm in good spirits and chomping at the bit to get up there...soooooon it'll be so.

[redefining-self.livejournal.com]

Always fun to answer the door in the middle of some hot sex, invite them in for some group hot sex action and tell them that by participating they'll be converting to paganism.

What the gears starting spinning madly as they instantly process the weight of their personal convictions. :)