Today I...

[mlerules]

...stuffed an entire fist into my mouth (not mine)
...suffered through nasty traffic AGAIN (this can stop now)
...felt like I was driving on a slot-car track on the way home (clearly on edge of too tired)
...learned more sh!t to make me wish for that karmic b!tch-slap to be heard 'round the world to happen ASAP

Comments

[stacymckenna.livejournal.com]

We've been managing that first one around here, lately, too. Though it's easier when there's a four-month-old involved. ;)

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

This was a 3-year old's (Tam's).

[redefining-self.livejournal.com]

You had me at "...stuffed an entire fist into my mouth (not mine)".