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Last night I was craving steak, after eating several meals where the protein consisted of tofurkey cleverly disguised as Italian sausage. And now I hear that it's Nat'l Steak & Blowjob Day: http://www.steakandbjday.com/ Hmm, there IS some leftover steak...

Meanwhile, just yesterday I commented to myself that it's 'bout that time o' year for the city to come by and trim the trees. This morning that's exactly what they did, even w/out warning signs for a change. Methinks I like this trend of feeling something coming on and it being precisely what's up.

Twelve days to steak and bj day! woo hoo!

Date: 2007-03-02 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robbiechan.livejournal.com
In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….

It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!

Love me tender
Love me sweet
On March 14th
It’s all about your meat!

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