Inspired Lunacy

[mlerules]

Yes, the moon's currently FULL. Paul Simon had it wrong. He missed several obvious ways to leave your lover:
(1) OD on smack, Jack.
(2) Guzzle some lye, Guy.
(3) Rip open a vein, Jane.
(4) Jump off a wall, Paul.
(5) End the pain, Wayne.
(6) Swallow a Colt, Dolt.
(7) Have unprotected sex, Tex.

Then again, he was playing for AM radio...