Dear LazyWeb: Bad Pun Party Attire

[mlerules]

So, imagine if you will that I'm to attend a party w/the theme of "come as your favorite bad pun." My brain's pretty fried right now, so I'm tossing out the qx to the wide, wide world of my LJ friends: What do YOU think I should wear and what's the pun associated w/it?

Help Me On-Line World, You're My Only Hope!

Comments

[princekermit.livejournal.com]

It might stretch the definition, but you could either wear a suit covered in paper and be a "law suit" or do the same thing with a negligee and be a "Freudian slip."

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

thank you so much - you rock - i've not quite hit overwhelm, but my brain's definitely at saturation point right now so i can appreciate whatcha say but not come up w/anything on my own right now

phew, at least it's something simple (and light) to pack...

[forgodestiny.livejournal.com]

MILITARY INTELLIGENCE!!!

*cough*

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Hmm, that's really an oxymoron, not a pun...and it's not clear what to wear...

[forgodestiny.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I had visualized you in a uniform holding a degree of some sort. :D

[evilgerbil.livejournal.com]

I like the Freudian slip. I'll ask Jeff when I talk to him. He is the master of groan worthy puns. All I can think of is fungi = "fun guy", which I have heard waaaaay too many times in lab. Maybe if a male friend needs a costume, he can dress as a mushroom and tell everyone how fun he is.

[dritikol.livejournal.com]

www.badpun.com?

[quetz.livejournal.com]

Or tie yourself in a pretzel, frizz out your hair, and when they try to guess your costume, you can answer "I'm a frayed knot."

[quetz.livejournal.com]

Go as a white elephant in a plaid skirt with a spanking paddle, and ask everyone there for a doggy treat for your pet bullfrog.

Thx

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, there's potential here...just add in frayed rope/knot-work and whatever they guess answer as you suggest. Frakkin' brilliant! (And saying so lets you know how far 'round the bend I've gotten tonight. Must sleep SOON!)

[princekermit.livejournal.com]

a mushroom with one of those arrow through the head things like Steve Martin used to wear?

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

*groans* Yes, I remember anew why I like you folks So Very Much. ;-P

Hoping to see you one of my times up yonder. Or when you folks next head down this way. Don't you have a BBX week on tap sometime?

[princekermit.livejournal.com]

If BBX is Breitenbush, then yes. Not certain when, but we are planning to take a week down there once things calm down (probably August).

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Ayup, 'tis...though I really cannot explain why, 'xactly. Figure I'll see ya' 'tween now and then up yonder...though I really cannot explain when, 'xactly. ;-P

[clayshaper.livejournal.com]

Jim is king of this.

Once, he worse every clashing thing possible, and said he was "an argument".

Once, he wore a body bag and his name tag from work, "working stiff"

I know there's others... he can make me cackle with his ideas, too. I will make him come over and suggest. ;)

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

HEE! Thx...I think ;-P

Re: Thx

[deviantgrrrl.livejournal.com]

Hah! I just saw this!

So are you willing to help tie me up, lovely? If I ask really, really nicely?

Re: Thx

[mlerules.livejournal.com]

Hee - I'd love to...but dunno when I'll get there, as J & I will attend ReAnimator the Musical (8pm curtain up) 'tween RenFaire and Patch's b-day party o'morrow (Sat). BaZoom!

If'n it doesn't work out time-wise (as I assume you'll wanna be knotty ;-) before arriving, then I guess my answer must be 'frayed knot...