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Your humble and obedient servant,
mlerules
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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Last week, I sacrificed
eain to Cthulhu (500 points). Yesterday, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
nakeygirl (65 points). In January, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-510 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mlerules
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Date: 2005-12-06 11:35 pm (UTC)Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In December, I sacrificed
davebydesign to Cthulhu (500 points). In April, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In May, I recruited
lemur_hunter as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
mzmtnlion (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (875 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
shutt3rg33k
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Date: 2005-12-06 11:36 pm (UTC)