Meme-Watch '05: Cthulhu Thinks I'm BAD, Too

[mlerules]

Yoinked from twistedcat

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Last week, I sacrificed eain to Cthulhu (500 points). Yesterday, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon nakeygirl (65 points). In January, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-510 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
mlerules

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